Things You Can Do With Your Diploma

Things You Can Do With Your MFA Diploma:

  1. Frame it and hang it on your wall.
  2. Use it to compete against thousands of other graduates for a handful of teaching jobs offered every year (after you get published in literary journals and get a book deal).
  3. Scan it, turn it into a rug design, and use it as an excuse to mockup your living room with your own wacky designs.